Экспертом можешь ты не быть, но адекватным быть обязан!

toronto_ru — 12.10.2012 Тут я недавно, по просьбе знакомого, постила объявление о вакансии простого, незамысловатого сисадмина.

Разбирая сотню пришедших резюме, товарищ надергал коллекцию наиболее впечатливших его фраз.

Делюсь (стону и сползаю под стол)!

UPD: Да вот про эту вакансию речь шла http://toronto-ru.livejournal.com/2966942.html


Из опыта работы:

- Changing lenses on professional LCD projectors from long distance to short distance lens

- Using the cash register

- Move objects >50lbs when necessary

- Installed cables for workstation, keyboard and monitor

- Worked on IBM Dell, Toshiba, Compaq and HP Desktop and Laptop

- Reset passwords and computer accounts

- Used Event Viewer, Task Manager and Performance Monitor

- Provided one-on-one training to full-time union members and provided them feedback regarding effciency in vehicle assembly

- Helping families save for their children’s education through RESP scholarship savings

- Migrated 3000 clients from Macintosh to Windows Environment (:-((( Негодяй! :-((( )


Из описания навыков:

- netsh, net, netstat, bcdedit, regedit, tasklist, taskkill, adduser, chmod, chown, su, sudo, passwd, cat, ps, grep

- Computer Genius on Windows, MAC and Linux... Expertise in apple software: iWork, iCal, mail, etc.

- Have plenty of knowledge in blue print reading

- Adobe Dreamweaver, Adobe Flash, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe ImageReady, Adobe Premiere Pro, Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, and Microsoft PowerPoint

- Apple Software: Panther, Lion, & Mountain Lion

- Software: Adobe Acrobat Reader, Macromedia Shockwave Player, Macromedia Flash Player, Visual Basic 6...



Из описания себя любимого:

- Donovan is a creature of adaptation, patience, and determination... Although this creature has been known to be immersed with technology, it remains socially capable of interacting and co-operating with humans.

- In my current role I am CTO at a downtown Toronto datacenter (approximately 120,000 square feet).

- I have 20 years of experience in the information technology industry, from the most primitive technologies such as 80-column punched cards.

- Father’s Name: K. L. Jose, Marital Status: Married, Interests: Watch Movies and Play Soccer

- Bachelor of Arts in Economics

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