Ругательства на латыни 16+

 В жизни бывают ситуации, когда даже русского отборного мата не хватает, чтобы объяснить "тому-то" "это самое".Представляю вам просто фразы и просто ругательства. Но всё на латыни. (С переводом на английский.) в коментах прошу не использовать :)

 

Latin Swearing -- English Translation
Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: "Te futueo et equum tuum"]-- Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Cunnus -- Cunt
Irrumator -- Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)
Leno -- Pimp
Flocci non faccio -- I don't give a damn
Mihi irruma et te pedicabo -- Give me head and I'll ass fuck you
Mentula -- Penis
Meretrix -- Prostitute
Bovis stercus -- Bull shit
Spucatum tauri -- Bull shit
Es stultior asino -- You are dumber than an ass
Dorme mecum -- Sleep with me
Es scortum obscenus vilis -- You are a vile, perverted whore
Es mundus excrementi -- You are a pile of shit
Cupis homines -- You crave men
Bibe semen meum -- Swallow (drink) my cum
Bibe semen meum e baculo -- Swallow (drink) my cum from a cup
Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: "Pallas meas lambe!"] -- Lick my balls
Es stercus! -- You shit!
Moecha Putida -- Dirty slut
Canis filius -- Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog)
Podex perfectus es -- You're a complete asshole
Futue te ipsum! -- Go fuck yourself!
Stercorem pro cerebro habes -- You have shit for brains
Caput tuum in ano est -- You have your head up your ass
Perite -- Fuck off!
Impudens es leno -- You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta -- You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis -- Eat my shorts
Tu scronium es -- You are a whore
Androgynus -- Hermaphrodite
Caput stercoris -- Shithead (lit. head of shit)
Mentulam Caco -- I shit on your prick
Obesus porcus -- Fat pig
Cupio te meam mentulam sugare -- I want you to suck my dick
Matris futuor -- Mother fucker
Te odeo, interfice te cochleare -- I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Matris Prolapsus -- Bitch
Filius Nolius -- Bastard (lit. nobody's son)
Furcifer -- Gallows-meat
Crucifer -- A person who carries his own cross
Ad nauseam -- To sickness
O tempora! O mores! -- Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!
Stercus accidit -- Shit happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! -- This boy is the stupidest of all!
O di immortales! -- Good heavens!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! -- Not worth a rat's ass!
Vescere bracis meis. -- Eat my shorts
Fac ut vivas. -- Get a life.
Qui vir odiosus! -- What a bore!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? -- How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum. -- There's no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum -- You are talking shit
Potes meos suaviari clunes -- You can kiss my ass.
Saltatrix tonsa -- Drag queen (lit. "shaved dancing-girl")
Lupa -- Prostitute (lit. "she-wolf")
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? -- When did the assholes make you their king?
Lupa -- Slut
Cacator -- Shitter
Plenus stercoris es -- You are full of shit
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem -- In the good old days, children like you
were left to perish on windswept crags.
Apudne te vel me? -- Your place or mine?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris -- If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Cepe indicum -- Take a hint
Derideo te! -- I laugh at you!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? -- Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabriacate diem, punk -- Make (my) day, punk
Fac ut vivas -- Get a life
Apudne te vel me? -- Your place or mine?
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? -- Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Obesa cantavit -- The fat lady has sung
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit -- It isn't over until it's over
Illegitimi non carborundum -- Don't let the bastards burn you
Labra lege -- Read my lips
Lege atque lacrima -- Read 'em and weep
Morologus es! -- You're talking like a moron!
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo -- Don't call me, I'll call you.
Noli nothis permittere te terere -- Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Nullo modo -- No way
Puto vos esse molestissimos -- I think that you are very annoying
Qualem blennum! -- What a doofus!
Qualem muleirculam! -- What a bimbo!
Quisque comoedus est -- Everybody's a comedian
Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? -- How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? -- How do you get your hair to do that?
Radix lecti -- Couch potato
Raptus regaliter -- Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! -- Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
Scio vos esse molestissimos -- I know that you are very troublesome
Stultus est sicut stultus facit -- Stupid is as stupid does
Tace atque abi -- Shut up and go away
Ut si! -- As if!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant -- May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant -- May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant -- May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Vacca foeda -- Dirty cow
Vae! -- Damn!
Viri sunt Viri -- Men are slime
Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! -- Gross and putrid monster!
Faciem durum cacantis habes -- You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi -- Nasty nasal drippings!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. -- Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. -- If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. -- Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.
Varium et semper mutabile femina -- Women have fickle temperaments
Commodum habitus es -- You have just been owned
Canis matrem tuam subagiget -- Dog has desecrated your mother
Hic erit in lecto fortissimus -- He is Hercules in the sack
Asinus Stultissimus -- Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey")
Caput tuum in ano est -- Your head is in your ass
Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere -- How do you get your hair to do that?
Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat -- He loves whatever girl is present.
Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus -- Behave as your brother does.
Tuam matrem feci -- I did your mother
A tergo -- In the ass
Fili mei boni -- Sounds like feel my boner
Scio erit in lecto fortissimus -- I am Hercules in the sack.
Filius tu canis et cameli -- You are the son of a dog and a camel
Nothus homo -- Bastard (of a known father)
Spurius -- Bastard (of a unknown father)

Ну и для тех, кто даже английский плохо понимает!

1. Scrofa stercorata et pedicosa – "Грязная и завшивевшая свинья"
2. Stultus stultorum rex – "Тупейший из тупых"
3. Stultus stulta loquitur - "Тупица тупицу учит"
4. Cacator - "Засранец"
5. Tuam matrem feci" - "Е...л твою мамашу"
6. A tergo" - "В жопе"
7. Perite" - "Отъ...ись"
8. Futue te ipsum! - "Трахни себя сам"
9. Podex perfectus es" - "Ты полная задница!"
10. Bibe semen meum" - "Отсоси"
11. Mentulam Caco" - "Сраный х..."
12. Stercus accidit - "Вот дерьмо" (?)
13. Potes meos suaviari clunes - "Поцелуй меня в зад"
14. Faciem durum cacantis habes - "У тебя рожа, как у страдающего запором либо у тебя лицо человека,
страдающего острыми запорами"
15. Caput tuum in ano est - "У тебя голова в жопе" либо "У тебя вместо головы жопа"
16. Es stultior asino - "Ты глупее осла"
17. Canis matrem tuam subagiget - "Псы имели твою мамашу" либо "Твою мать трахнул пёс" (в смысле дефлорировал).
18. Vacca stulta - "Тупая корова либо грязная корова"
19. Nothus homo, а также Spurius - "Сукин сын" (первоначально о ребёнке от неизвестного отца).
20. Filius tu canis et cameli - "Ты сын собаки и верблюда"
21. Scio erit in lecto fortissimus - "В постели я Геракл" (видимо, образно, дословно - "силён")
22. Asinus Stultissimus - "Тупой осёл"
23. Hic erit in lecto fortissimus - "Он в постели Геракл" (см. 21)
24. Commodum habitus es - "Тебя только что поимели"
25. Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat - "Всё время в дерьме, только глубина меняется"
26. Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare - "Если ты меня спросишь, то лучше насри на себя" (дословно, как это олитературить?..)
27. Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem - "Прочь, плебеи! Я на государственном задании (на службе)"
28. Mala pituita nasi - "Отвратительные сопли"
39. Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! - "Толстое вонючее чудовище!"
30. Viri sunt Viri - "Мужчины - дрянь"
31. Vae! - "Чёрт!, Б*я!"
32. Tace atque abi - "Заткнись и проваливай"
33. Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? - "Ну и долго ты собираешься испытывать наше терпение?"
34. Qualem muleirculam! - "Ну и тёлка!"
35. Puto vos esse molestissimos - "Кажется, ты меня уже достал"
36. Noli nothis permittere te terere - "Не позволяй ублюдкам принижать тебя"
37. Morologus es! - "Ты идиот (слабоумный)"
38. Labra lege - "Читай по губам"
39. Mihi irruma et te pedicabo - "Иди сюда, и я надеру тебе зад"

Я надеюсь, что люди, если и не перестанут ругаться (только в крайнем случае, конечно), то будут делать это немного культурнее.

источник инет.