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smoliarm — 05.08.2025 Jesus Christ Superstar - римейк:


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Mr. Not-My-President
You're acting quite bizarre
Ruling like a loon behind your twitter avatar
Of all your recent antics
This latest one's a pearl
Now it seems you think you're God
Okay, whatever gurl

Your crazy's on full display
Wish you'd just go away
Take a vacay hun, I hear
That Greenland's nice this time of year

Dreaming of walls while the stock market falls
And now you're shaming the Jews
You say you're the chosen one and I know what you mean
Chosen by the Russian Kremlin in 2016
When will this maniacal Messiah complex pass?
I hereby order you to get your head out of your ass

And just keep selling us lies and attacking allies
Go on, you king of fake news

[TRUMP, spoken] It's fake news. It's disgusting fake news. Uh, I read a front page story on the Washington Post...

[RANDY] You're making no sense bitch
Why are you still talking?
It's making me nauseous
Everything you say is bullshit
Yes, everything's lies

[TRUMP, spoken] I don't think anybody's done more than me...

[RANDY] Close your mouth, close your mouth
And delete all your socials tonight

[NEWSCASTER, spoken] The president has said he is the king of the Jews, the second coming of God. The chosen one

[RANDY] He's not really interested in helping mankind
When it comes to bible study he's way behind
He can't walk on water or give sight to the blind
But he can change a falsehood to a fact with his mind
When they crucify him in the news he starts trippin'
And he kind of speaks in tongues when his dentures start slipping

Cheeto Christ
Cheeto Christ
He's like if Jesus were pumpkin-spiced

Cheeto Christ
Stupid-Czar
Mad tangerine colored commissar

Ow!
He prefers profanity to biblical psalms
But he can stop a hurricane with nuclear bombs
(Ooh!)
He's praised by his disciples, though they've all been misled
And somehow he brought Mitch McConnell back from the dead
(Ew.)

He golfs on Sundays so at church he's not in attendance
And he makes 25 seem like the Christmas of ammendments
He calls himself the second coming, oy what a dunce
(Gurl)
But according to these pornstars he cannot even come once

Don't you get it wrong
(Don't you get it wrong)
Don't you get it wrong
(Don't you get it wrong now)
Give him what he wants now
(Give him what he wants)
Don't get it wrong
(Don't get it wrong)
Cheeto Christ
Cheeto Christ
He's like if Jesus were pumpkin-spiced

Cheeto Christ
Stupid-Czar
Mad tangerine colored commissar

[TRUMP, spoken] I think I'm doing a great job

Don't you get it wrong
Cheeto Christ
Don't you get it wrong
Cheeto Christ
Let me hear you sing now
Sells out his country when he's enticed
Don't get it wrong

Cheeto Christ
Stupid-Czar
Who in the hell do you think you are?

[TRUMP, spoken] God

[RANDY, spoken] Clearly

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