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Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with
"I".
Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.
The Irishman goes into a London pub with a large
crocodile at the end of a chain and he says to the barman, “Hey,
fella, you serve Englishmen here, right?”
The barmen angrily responds, “Yes, you Irish bastard, we serve
Englishmen here!”
“Great! A pint of
beer for me and two Englishmen for my croc.”
Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will
but I don't know exactly how to go about it.'
The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it
all to me.'
Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big
portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family
too!'
A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him,
'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing
only 20 metres away?'
'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
-- Sauce unknown

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