Комиксы и шутки на английском с переводом слов

nihon81 — 15.02.2018

Говорила по телефону? Почему вы так подумали?




Отлично, мой страховой агент. Только что писал вам смс.



Я же говорила, что капот нашей машины слишком длинный!



【それは保証外！】
Customer: When I bought this car, you guaranteed that you would fix anything
that broke.
Car dealer: Yes, that's right.
Customer: Well, I need a new garage.

※guaranteed　〜 だと保証した - гарантировали


【どこを走ってるの?!】
Jack was trying to teach his wife to drive. Suddenly she screamed,
“What do I do now? Here comes a utility pole.”

※utility pole　 電柱 - столб ЛЭП


【視界不良のわけ】
It was raining and the taxi's windshield was splattered with mud, making
it hard to see through it. The taxi had almost collided with another car
three times.
The passenger was beginning to wish that this driver hadn't picked him up.
“Don't you think you should wipe off the windshield?” he asked.
“Oh no,” said the driver with a smile. “That wouldn't do a bit of good.
I left my glasses at home.”

※was splattered with 〜 〜が飛び散った - забрызгано
※(had) collided with 〜　〜と衝突した - столкнуться
※do ... good　少しは役に立つ - приносить пользу


【取ってはいけない】
My friend is a mechanic. Once, he tried to make a new kind of car. He took
the engine from a Mercedes, the transmission from a BMW, the wheels from
a Ford and the exhaust from a Toyota.
“What did your friend get?”
“Seven years.”

※mechanic　機械工 - механик
※exhaust　排気装置 - выхлопная система


【理由にならない理由】
A traveling salesman asked the farmer why the train station was so far
from town. The farmer replied,“I guess because they wanted to put it
near the tracks.”

※tracks　線路 - рельсы


【なぞなぞ】
Q: What kind of driver doesn't need a license?
A: A screwdriver.

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